**I failed every subject except for algebra.How did you keep from failing that ?I didn’t take algebra !
Teacher: Are you good at math ?Pupil: Yes and noTeacher: What do you mean ?Pupil: Yes, I’m no good at math !**

**Dad, can you help me find the lowest common denominator in this problem please ?Don’t tell me that they haven’t found it yet, I remember looking for it when I was a boy !**

Teacher: Did you parents help you with these homework problems ?Pupil: No I got them all wrong by myself !

Teacher: Did you parents help you with these homework problems ?Pupil: No I got them all wrong by myself !

**Teacher, I can’t solve this problem.Any five year old should be able to solve this one.No wonder I can’t do it then, I’m nearly ten !**

**Teacher: If 1+1=2 and 2+2=4, what is 4+4 ? Pupil: That’s not fair you answer the easy ones and leave us with the hard one !**

**Teacher: How much is half of 8? Pupil: Up and down or across ? Teacher: What do you mean ? Pupil: Well,up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0**

**Teacher: Now class, whatever I ask, I want you to all answer at once. How much is six plus 4 ?Class: At once !**

**If there are ten cats in a boat and one jumps out, how many are left ?None, they were all copycats !**